It’s Think of the Children time again, kids! This week, Owen and Jay are riding along in the Amalgam of Dave and The Van, as we do our nasty deed! This week, your kids are unsafe from The Boozone, we uncover a grand conspiracy, and sedate the queen. It’s TOTC baybee!
Think of the Children: Episode 57 - White Phosphorus Soup
It’s that time again, my friends! This week, Owen and Jay escape the Astral Plane to saddle 8 year olds with debt, take part in some fun new food culture, punish the world by having them try to pronounce Smough, and rub the Robot Clit. It’s all here on this week’s Think of the Children!
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Emergency Broadcast: The State of the Company
Think of the Children: Episode 56 - www.coolphilosophygames.com
Oshit, hi. It’s been a hot minute huh? Golbal Pandemics are bad for productivity, as it goes. But we’re back now! This week, the boys take some wholesome bath toys and turn them into terrible murderers, teach the children complex Philosophical Questions via Adobe Flash and create a conduit for all of the world’s hatred! Check out Think of the Children via your podcatcher or the links below!
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Not Saving the Realm - Episode 1: A Dog's Life
We’re back! Join Bonnie Lewis, Jay Little and Ismay Hutton as we take another step into D&D! Led by your humble dungeon master Owen Piper on a new campaign with all new characters because the old one was bad, it’s Not Saving the Realm, master quest edtion! Find it at the links below or via your podcatcher!
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Think of the Children: Episode 55 - The Witcher 3 (feat. Stefan Ayto)
The world might be on fire, but the boys are still a truckin’ along the road and picked up delightful hitchhiker and host of Talking With Dinosaurs: Stefan Ayto! This week, we tackle yet another puppet, help Henry Cavill out in this age of social distancing, and kill God! It’s all here and it’s still terrible! Check it out via links below or via your podcatcher!
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Think of the Children: Episode 54 - A Motherfucking JoJo's Reference
Well, you’re approaching us? That’s right, we’re both deep in a JoJo hole and some of the references snuck in. That said though, this is a really good episode! This week, the boys dunk on Piers Morgan for a bit, talk about the funniest shit they’ve ever seen, and give Gamers what they deserve… Listen via the links or via your podcatcher!
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Think of the Children: Episode 53 - John WAHck
It’s that time again, friends! The wheels are still rolling and we have another episode for y’all. This time around, we do… something with thumbs, give the Digimon a new source of power and grant a certain moustachioed fiend incredible power. Check out Episode 53 of Think of the Children from the links below, or via your podcatcher!
Think of the Children: Episode 52 - On the Road Again
It’s the first Non-Jumanji episode of Think of the Children, which means we’re about to dive headfirst into Season 3! This week, there’s been some… radical changes for the boys but they’re committed to the cause of ruining your childhood! This week, the lads make sex even less exciting than it already is, make Wimbledon appeal to Zoomers, and send Flick the Ant on an adventure to save his colony from a deadly new plauge (It’s rampant bug sex). Links below, or listen via your Podcatcher!
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Think of the Children: Episode 51 - Hostile Takeover (feat. Crit Chat)
Happy New Year, friends! We’re back with another episode, but not quite as you know it… Join our etrnally trapped friends Ismay Hutton, Alfred Clark and Emily Kuklinski for a very special episode of Think of the Children! They ruin Summer Camps, some weird shit with a clown and a sofa and pray that the next Jumanji will be the Jumanji home…
Incidentally, if you want more of Owen and Jay this week, check out Crit Chat! The boys don’t ruin your childhoods, but instead make a very cool fantasy world for you to use in your Dungeons and Dragons! How festive!
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